Kate's Random Blog

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Me: Ugh, why isn’t my pizza done yet?
Mom: It’s been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!

I need to pull that line out next time I’m told to wait for something

(Source: cruciology, via s3condstar)

toodamnninja:

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
i shall pass.
you shall pass.

Made me lol on a bus.

toodamnninja:

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

i shall pass.

you shall pass.

Made me lol on a bus.

s3condstar:

he makes me feel okay about my droopy eyelids.

s3condstar:

he makes me feel okay about my droopy eyelids.

(Source: imgfave)

notsodarling-:

therealfoxxcub:

black-nata:

“lunge approved pants”

jeremy what are you

in this gif set, my face will be played by jimmy fallon.

Renner looking down and like, playing with the holes in his pants is the best. I just. He needs to stop.

(Source: scarlettjo, via allielujah-deactivated20121127)

First there was Gaga’s Alejandro changing into ‘Olivander’ - and now this!?!?! Love it.*Tears*

First there was Gaga’s Alejandro changing into ‘Olivander’ - and now this!?!?!

Love it.

*Tears*

(via s3condstar)